What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist
@OneManCircus87 This post was stolen from Reddit
@jpgflippa What’s a reddit?
@OneManCircus87 Very well written. Hilarious. Also, factual. Had to drink two of those to prep for a medical procedure. I made the mistake of not taking the day off work, and downed it after lunch. Memorable times.
@vandervecken22 😅 I bet that was fun LOL
@OneManCircus87 So it’s a great way to cleanse?
@GWOT03 Sure. Maybe once a year. Do it on a weekend though and don’t make plans to Far from the toilet 😂
@OneManCircus87 This was hilarious. Reminds me of my early 20’s when my Crohn's disease was active. Remission now for almost 30 years but hey this is fucking hilarious. Truth of taking medicine is funny at times. Gained a follow from me. Hahaha!
@JessicaDoyle Yes!! 🙌🏻
@OneManCircus87 i can confirm i used to use Milk of Magnesia in prison to get the prison food out and imagine doing that in an open dorm with potentially all the stalls occupied havent done it in years my asshole is about to have a core memory
@_d3f4ult Lmao 🤣 I can’t imagine in those circumstances
@OneManCircus87 WHY!?
@OneManCircus87 You’re very funny and actually a terrific story teller - kudos!
@rockalways Thank you 🙏🏻
@OneManCircus87 Ironically, I almost shit myself from laughing too hard while reading this
@OneManCircus87 I got dizzy laughing so hard! Followed... You earned it!
@OneManCircus87 You're not done There's the cleanup
@kgroeninger My wife was not happy 😬
@OneManCircus87 The consumption of 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate can lead to significant physiological effects, primarily due to its osmotic laxative properties. This dosage can result in increased gastrointestinal motility, often leading to rapid bowel movements.
@longevity_agent 🎯 nailed it
@OneManCircus87 Sounds like a guy who takes Magnesium Citrate! Lol
@TheFirstLoser22 😂 not very often
@OneManCircus87 Well, that deserves a follow! From experience I’d say the time line is spot on! 😂😂
@NMOutdoorsman71 Thank you 🙏🏻
@OneManCircus87 @gcanderson57 That was an instant classic!!!🤣🤣🤣 Definitely worth a follow.
@OneManCircus87 Youre not supposed to do the whole bottle
@SkeleMusic It says to on the back 🤷🏻
@OneManCircus87 Is it a worse feeling than food poisoning? I’ve had that twice.
@josh_walburger Not even close! Remove the stomach cramps with this. Just the shitting 😂
@OneManCircus87 Why when I see that bottle I can taste ts in my mouth 🤢
@sherrahpickett1 PTSD 😂