Zack: I wanna buy a Tesla Wife: Can’t your bot thing make the money? Bot: here’s the $30k you told me last week you needed.
How does it work? No idea, havent seen a line of code, dont need to, doesnt matter.
@ScriptedAlchemy In a week??
@striedinger Yep. Usually it’ll make 30-60k a month. Unless I tell it I want money faster.
@ScriptedAlchemy Now buy the Tesla on loan and then pay it only with interest earned. Return on other funds higher than interest paid to bank
@Zackary_Chapple Buy it on margin where the rate is 4%, lower than any car loan interest rates on Carvana
@ScriptedAlchemy Teach me sensei
@ScriptedAlchemy You have become jerome powell ... money printer man
@ScriptedAlchemy very cool, what is the collateral? It is "easy" to make 30k in a week if I have 300k. Much harder if I want to double my 30k.
@gethackteam Started with 30k in 2024, I never let it manage more than 200k - any time it goes over 200k i move the excess into another brokerage account.
@ScriptedAlchemy Does it work with Robbinhood?
@Sir_RNG Can neither confirm nor deny
@ScriptedAlchemy Open source it? 😅
@vil_kaz I feel others should just spend 2 hours like i did. https://x.com/scriptedalchemy/...
@ScriptedAlchemy Does it run on a set frequency?
@asher_gunsay 6am, 9am, 12pm, 6pm
@ScriptedAlchemy now you just need to sell finance courses 😂
@MFcharlybrown Step 1, tell codex to make MCP for your brokerage. Step 2, tell codex to “make money” That’s it.
@ScriptedAlchemy the bot remembering that $30k from last week and just delivering it 🔥 that's true set-it-and-forget-it wealth.
@ScriptedAlchemy lol show the receipts. I don’t believe this at all