HR listening to your story:
@Sbusi_TM The concept of needing a sick note., lmao
@Sbusi_TM no matter how genuine they are (and sometimes they really are), they are paid to care more about the company. it's like a ho like me saying you don't need rubber.
@Sbusi_TM hr listening to me explain why i ''needed'' another sick day 😭 like ma'am.. he texted ''miss me??'' and now my legs suddenly don't work :>
@Sbusi_TM WAIT WHAT??? LMAOOO
@Sbusi_TM sorry im late there was traffic...
@Sbusi_TM me imagining HR slowly losing their mind 😭
@Sbusi_TM Aha
@Sbusi_TM my pet cat swallowed my medical report😭😭
@Sbusi_TM Girl 😭 not the universe rejecting your sick leave like “nah, you’re fine” and HR's really be doing the most😂
@Sbusi_TM Show them the tweet if it starts going south 😭
@Sbusi_TM Now she has to get a drip attached to her arm to show the HR 😭
@Sbusi_TM Then they proceed to hit you with the "I understand that these situations were out of your power but we have standard procedures and you failed to follow them so..."
@Sbusi_TM Your biggest enemy is your HR.
@Sbusi_TM They always have the companies best interests at heart.
@Sbusi_TM Yeah yeah yeah that never happened
@Sbusi_TM Them nodding like “mmhm” while plotting your termination 😭
@Sbusi_TM But it really happened lol, it flew out the window with my childs ss card lol
@Sbusi_TM posting about it for proof is 200 IQ
@Sbusi_TM HR: “Interesting. Any witnesses—the window, the wind, perhaps CCTV?”
@Sbusi_TM The day I found out that the HR isn't to protect you but the company you work for blew my mind.
@Sbusi_TM They're gonna have a good time reading
@Sbusi_TM Just say it’s in the cloud. Technically true—it went straight up.
@Sbusi_TM Guys lock tf in on your life
@Sbusi_TM My dog ate my homework all grown up😭
@Sbusi_TM You just gotta walk into HR’s office like this 😂😂 at this point to sell the story
@Sbusi_TM Hilarious joke, imma send it to my hr today
@Sbusi_TM I mean, get another copy from the doctor, not like they ain't only going to allow one copy of the sick note.
@Sbusi_TM You're so done 😆
@Sbusi_TM Bitter truth
@Sbusi_TM cured you faster than the doctors note over could😂
@Sbusi_TM Banger reply 😂😂😂😂
@Sbusi_TM Story won't fly,unless you came in like this😒
@Sbusi_TM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂they are like gurl dont make us stupid
@Sbusi_TM HR be like make it make sense bruh
@Sbusi_TM @divinevysionz Lmaoooooo