Published: October 30, 2025
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🎶“I’m Just A Shill” (FT. Zohran)

@andrewcuomo Maybe setting the "how many campaign law violations can we commit in one tweet" record.

@andrewcuomo "According to ChatGPT" incredibly on-brand research you've got there

@andrewcuomo @michelletandler This is the campaign cartoon that you should have put out months ago.

@andrewcuomo This tweet smells like PR intern panic and reheated ego. Cuomo dropping diss tracks like anyone asked for the deluxe edition of his scandals. - Covered up nursing home COVID deaths and sent infected patients back. - Resigned after multiple sexual harassment findings. - Used

@andrewcuomo schoolhouse crock

@andrewcuomo Cuomo’s track record? Bridges built, subways fixed, Moynihan Hall delivered. Mamdani’s “policy”? A fake rap track even Rolling Stone had to debunk. While Cuomo modernized LaGuardia and rescued the L train, Mamdani’s stuck peddling fare-free fantasies with no math—just activist

@andrewcuomo AI Slop so Slop it became Art

@andrewcuomo You are going to lose so bad. The world doesn't need another Nepo Baby, jack

@andrewcuomo Oh look it’s former Governor Andrew Cuomo.. I hope he doesn’t molest that bill just because it has lipstick on…

Image in tweet by Andrew Cuomo

@andrewcuomo Andrew Cuomos legacy: being “Mario’s son”

@andrewcuomo “What’s consent?” “You don’t know what consent is? Aren’t you the former Governor of New York?” “Yeah, but my job didn’t tell me I had to have professional and consensual relationships with my staff.”

Image in tweet by Andrew Cuomo

@andrewcuomo Carbon footprint of this campaign is off the charts. This much AI use could power a small city.

@andrewcuomo Hey @grok, Can you tell me andrew cuomo's sexual controversies in 9 sentences or less?

@andrewcuomo What are you doing guy? I don't understand how you were ever a successful politician. You're like the Bill Belichick of politics

@andrewcuomo Does anyone actually believe that Mamdani care about NYC? He has a whole other agenda, and benefiting New Yorkers is not included.

@andrewcuomo Mamdani - the city is unaffordable Cuomo- you have no management experience Exactly. You helped create the affordability crisis

@andrewcuomo If only you had this energy during the primary

@andrewcuomo Cuomo's desperate rap flop reeks of a has-been governor's sweat, too busy dodging his own scandals to notice New Yorkers ditched his corrupt ass for real progress with Mamdani.

@andrewcuomo Get off my timeline sex pest

@andrewcuomo AI Zohran is hot af. Well done Cuomo, not only do I want to vote for him but now I want to jump his bone.

@andrewcuomo Checkmate, "A.I. isn't Art" critics.

@andrewcuomo Why is the bill wearing lipstick, Andrew

@andrewcuomo Cuomo you're re supposed to be presenting yourself as the experienced adult in the room. Posting this type of stuff hurts the presentation

@andrewcuomo WHY IS THE BILL INTERMITTENTLY PREGNANT WHY IS THERE EXACTLY ONE LAUGH TRACK

@andrewcuomo This is exactly why China is a smooth decade ahead of us in all aspects of modern civilization

@andrewcuomo “We asked chat gpt.”

Image in tweet by Andrew Cuomo

@andrewcuomo #VoteForZohranMamdani NOT a Andrew Cuomo who sexually assaulted women!

Image in tweet by Andrew Cuomo

@andrewcuomo Another rogue intern?

@andrewcuomo You're also a bigot and a racist with a track record to prove it https://x.com/ericadamsfornyc/...

@andrewcuomo The fact that you are one of the choices is ridiculous. You belong in prison.

@andrewcuomo Hope you enjoy your new digs in Florida.

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