Despite dating for a few years and living together, Yuuji knows that his cover as freelance profiler/consultant for the police is a cover for being a sorcerer. Although he has no idea what that means being completely out of the loop of the sorcerer world.

Satoru and Yuuji share the same N*tflix accounts, steals his food, he wears nice clothes, but Yuuji is a fool that doesn't know brand names. When one of his random cousins is getting married, a big event in Jujutsu society, he's supposed to bring a date.

Yuuji is unaware of how rich Satoru is, he knew he was "well off" but not living in this luxurious world where they can buy out an entire plane, a hotel, etc. It has his head spinning. People disrespect him because he's not a sorcerer and a man.

They think he's a gold digger, when Yuuji literally did not know. Satoru's family does not approve, with the exception of his younger cousin Yuuta. His students are just flabbergasted that he got a date somehow with his bad personality and NOT with face card or black card...

Yuuta warns Satoru that the elders are displeased, not in a condescending way. Yuuta was an outsider who had a similar experience to Yuuji and sees himself in him. He thinks that people will take advantage of Yuuji's cluelessness.

Satoru says he intends to propose to Yuuji. Yuuta is happy for him but is very concerned. Meanwhile Satoru's family is trying to bully Yuuji, although he remains confident in their love, he worries about how their lives would mesh together. The mother says she will never approve

Megumi (Satoru's ward) who Yuuji's met before, Yuuta, and Todo (who bonded with Yuuji nearly instantaneously) help Yuuji with a makeover for the wedding. Satoru wants to help, but Yuuji insists he needs to be with his family.

Everyone is impressed with Yuuji's makeover and the way he conducts himself despite being a middle-class civilian. Satoru and Yuuji reaffirm their love, everything's happy, they're dancing. BAM Satoru's elders confront him with the knowledge Yuuji's deceased mother is ALIVE

AND A CURSE USER. HOLY SHIT KILL HIM NOW. Ofc Satoru doesn't let this happen, he supports Yuuji unconditionally. Yuuji talks to Wasuke about it (either his grave or the person), wondering if he knew/why didn't he tell him.

Satoru insists this doesn't change anything, swearing to protect him. Yuuji tries to call off the engagement, because of concerns of execution. Seeing how much Satoru loves Yuuji, the Gojo clan throws their support behind their relationship, protecting him from execution.

The two of them get engaged! The end! Kenjaku appears in the sequel going surprise Yuuji!!! you're a vessel! and can get pregnant

Can't remember who wrote the ABO yuuji x everyone fic... but this is definitely the fricking hot spring scene in it LMAO