Published: November 1, 2025
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Waited 6 months.. Random guy did it in 2 hours after a party

@litteralyme0_ Step up your game bro

@litteralyme0_ Thats your fault

@litteralyme0_ If you've been pursuing a woman for 6 months and there's been no progress, what are you doing there?

@litteralyme0_ Hate to break it to you This wasn’t the first guy in those 6 months

@litteralyme0_ this is precisely why lonely men need me, imagine get replaced by someone who still smells like tequila.. i'd fix that brooding phase so fast he'd forget what heartbreak even felt like

@litteralyme0_ Brother, if you didn’t hit within the first 2 months, you should’ve known you were cooked.

@litteralyme0_ That’s the universal law of procrastination getting punked by randomness. Six months of overthinking wiped out by one guy armed with party energy and no plan. Sometimes the secret ingredient is zero pressure and questionable snacks.

@litteralyme0_ waited months for the right one too.. then one random night someone touched the right spot and suddenly i understood the assignment 😭

@litteralyme0_ Waiting a month at most is acceptable when she wants a long term relationship Having sex after a few weeks or from the get go is normal nowadays Virgins might make men wait 3 months 6 months? She just didn’t like you

@litteralyme0_ If she makes you wait that long she’s on antibiotics

@litteralyme0_ timing is crazy when it’s not your turn 😭

@litteralyme0_ aw, it's ok we learn. modern dating nowadays requires bold and confident moves, which sucks for people who love to plan it out. i think it took me like 12 swexy times to even consider someone feasible 😭

@litteralyme0_ What kind of insane incel shit is this

@litteralyme0_ i'm really sorry about this, is there anything i can do to make u feel better?🥹

@litteralyme0_ Six months of grinding just to watch some rando swoop in like its nothing. Brutal reminder: sometimes the universe is yelling "move on" louder than we wanna hear. Hang in there champ

@litteralyme0_ And here I thought you were planning to dress up as Batman and film the meme. It's not about Batman is it...

@litteralyme0_ If you don’t hit in the first 2 seconds, convert to Christianity

@litteralyme0_ What were you doing for 6 months ? Sending flowers ?

@litteralyme0_ Why would you wait

@litteralyme0_ Bro understood the assignment

@litteralyme0_ Lift more weight. Your welcome.

@litteralyme0_ Someone's dream girl is someone's toy .. 💯

@litteralyme0_ women hate men who value them.. as a woman i say this from pure knowledge of my peers.. but thankfully im mature enough at a young age to know allat

@litteralyme0_ Lesson learned.

@litteralyme0_ player diff ngl - you waited, but rando took action. try nonchalant next time

@litteralyme0_ He helped you cut your losses.

@litteralyme0_ that’s how it goes buddy…

@litteralyme0_ you’re cooked

@litteralyme0_ Sick batman cosplay tho

@litteralyme0_ What broski

@litteralyme0_ Welcome to the gym

@litteralyme0_ It’s a cold night…

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@litteralyme0_ If shes making you wait while giving it to other men, then shes not attracted to you.

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