Published: October 30, 2025
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A tale in three acts:

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@sama You stole a non-profit

@sama And you forgot to mention act 4, where this issue was fixed and you received a refund within 24 hours. But that is in your nature.

@elonmusk @sama Sam Altman: Elon stole my $50K Elon Musk: 1. The car is being produced not canceled 2. You got a full refund but you didn’t post it 3. You also stole $45 Million dollars from me and a lot more from other investors you told them the company was a non profit! Sam misses Elon, he

@elonmusk @sama Act 4: Refund processed in 24h. Non-profits? Still waiting.

@elonmusk @sama Act 1: Sam plays victim. Act 2: Elon drops “you stole a non-profit” like a nuclear bomb. Act 3: Sam pretends it’s about a Tesla refund instead of the fact he hijacked OpenAI and turned “for humanity” into “for Wall Street.” Funny how the guy selling “ethical AI” forgot to

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@elonmusk @sama Funny watching two simulation architects argue over who owns the source code. You both forgot Act 5, where consciousness wakes up and realizes it’s been funding its own experiment all along.”

@elonmusk @sama Too bad y'all hate each other. If both of you could get past this and work together, you could ensure US tech supremacy for decades.

@elonmusk @sama Act 4: refund processed Act 5: two billionaires doing customer-support theater Standing ovation for the payments team

@elonmusk @sama I ask GPT how much is your $50M funding worth if OpenAi IPO. It says you would own 100%.

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@elonmusk @sama Lying by omission is probably the most common form of lying: “Honey, I never slept with the neighbour”… ….this week” 😅

@elonmusk @sama gpt - general profit thief

@elonmusk @sama Act 4: Tesla = 24hr WIN 💨 | OpenAI non-profit = GONE FOREVER 🪦 Elon ROASTING Sam like Optimus in the kitchen! 🤖🔥 @sama @elonmusk

@elonmusk @sama The only correct response to anything Sam says:

@elonmusk @sama GPT - General Profit Thief 🤣 @elonmusk

@elonmusk @sama A non profit which is not afraid to spend anybody's money

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@elonmusk @sama Non profit status

@elonmusk @sama And you still stole a nonprofit.

@elonmusk @sama MY FAVORITE SHOW IS BACK ONNNNN 🍿

@elonmusk @sama Sam launches OpenAI to “save humanity” with Elon’s millions. Years later, he’s begging for a $100 Tesla refund. Charity complete. 😂🚗

@elonmusk @sama I wish he would stop calling me. When caller ID says "scam likely" always reject the call.

@elonmusk @sama I heard he had a guy murdered in act 5..

@elonmusk @sama A Tale in 3 Acts: > Elon founded OpenAI as NON PROFIT to help with humanity and AI safety. > Waited 10 years to finally open source the code. > Elon email OpenAI for the code, and got this message. Turns out Scam Altman made it into FOR Maximum Profit. 😂😂😂

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@elonmusk @sama He should be prosecuted for this statement; it hasn't even been 7.5 years yet 😅 @elonmusk

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@elonmusk @sama Clash of the Titans

@elonmusk @sama I’ll take his Roadster Elon. I’ll name it “not Sama’s” and tag him in all my posts 😂🤞

@elonmusk @sama And when we wants one after he sees it flys - no roadster for you - lifetime ban

@elonmusk @sama ACT 4 The master and the thief

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@elonmusk @sama Jabs it!

@elonmusk @sama In Kenya, we say, Kanyaga Shingo, bado anapumua... Now ask @grok about this saying. It is for fun, non violent. 😂😂😂

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@elonmusk @sama He probably didn’t even notice, given that his non profit is so profitable

@elonmusk @sama Imagine canceling a car that is going to fly ? And b!tching on 𝕏 with millions of people 🤣

@elonmusk @sama “But that is in your nature” Cold bars if true lol. Over to you @sama

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@elonmusk @sama literally never deleting this app

@elonmusk @sama What •else• is found in Nature, Elon? 🤔 🐒 👀 🤨 Something about “survival instinct” perhaps? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@elonmusk @sama Sam Altman right now

@elonmusk @sama Transparency resolves conflicts faster than silence.

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