I have bed bugs. Free snacks @Asmongold
@filianIsLost I'll trade you (this is from yesterday)
@filianIsLost @Asmongold @grok can you write a very interesting recipe using bed bugs and other stuff that @filianIsLost has laying around her apartment that @Asmongold would love in the style of Gordon Ramsay
@filianIsLost @Asmongold bawh gawd she killed em she killed em Asmongold is broken in half stop the damn the match
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Filian burn your matress and buy a new one, god damn girl.
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Move bed away from wall. Put frame feet in jars of murder (grandma said kerosene). Cook all fabrics in the washer. Then find some way crank the house to like 110° F.
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Fillian what the fuck also tape up your bedframe if it's made out of wood so they die in the holes they're hiding (takes a week or a month) if it's a steel frame bed then I hope you can move out soon and wash your clothes at the maximum heat including sheets and everything
@filianIsLost @Asmongold I'm sure that's not all you have.
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Raid + a vacume cleaner every day for the next month. Every crack and crevice you have in the house expose and make sure you wash every piece of clothing on high heat dry and seal in airtight bags or containers. Had to deal with bedbugs in 2018
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Someone get her a flea collar
@filianIsLost @Asmongold If you eat one of Filian's bedbugs is that like eating a piece of Filian?
@filianIsLost @Asmongold This what you need to get rid of them.
@filianIsLost @Asmongold NO way
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Get that clout. He wants a good pot roast
@filianIsLost @StellerexTV @Asmongold holy shittt this was not in my November list
@filianIsLost @Asmongold WE KNOW
@filianIsLost @Asmongold NAWW DAS FOUL
@filianIsLost @Asmongold I am in no way, shape or form surprised.
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Moving is a good idea
@filianIsLost @Asmongold This is no surprise
@filianIsLost @Asmongold why 's he catching strays 😭
@filianIsLost @Asmongold You can stay at my place
@filianIsLost @Asmongold Filian's bedbug merch incoming
@filianIsLost @Asmongold If you've caught them early enough, find this stuff called Diatomaceous Earth and spray it near their hidey-holes The stuff scrapes their bellies as they walk across it and they bleed to death Just be careful not to inhale it, it can scuff up your lungs.
@filianIsLost @Asmongold coochie tenants
@filianIsLost @Asmongold I call dibs on the toes
@filianIsLost @Asmongold And you killed @chibidokii !
@filianIsLost @Asmongold @Shoenice222222 its your time to shine