Well folks, the Hugh Freeze error is over and Auburn is looking for a new coach. However, we gotta do some call-outs before we collectively move on. Auburn Twitter has been tense lately, so I felt it was important to craft…. THE DOESN’T KNOW BALL LIST. Thread:
Just to clarify: the purpose of this list isn’t just to point out that some people were wrong about the Freeze hire. The purpose is to shout out specific people that, if you are an Auburn fan, you can ignore forever. That being said, it’s Listin’ Time.
Category: “Media” Figures @JakeCrain_, who called critics woke and said Freeze was a better coach than Kiffin. @Blain_Crain, who called critics woke. @dapp6410, who dismissed Freeze critics as “woke” after AU lost to NMSU but acts like some proper media figure as a podcaster.
Category: @EliGravitt, who contributed to the Culture War-ification of the Freeze discourse, said people don’t know ball and now acts like all he did was simply support the coach and he’s just a smol bean. Was pro-Harsin until it wasn’t cool.
Category: Fans Who Told Freeze Critics They’re Woke or Made Things Political @loganwadams @maga_au @pupperchucks @WFortune78 @caw1995 @WillWalker26 @Drewbert_5 @becausethisisAU @TheAuburnTigers @DavidLBlackwell @Cagle20Cagle @Sour8224 @Lottbucky @JoeMacdee @jason4au @jlk4au
Category: Fans Who Told Freeze Critics They’re Woke or Made Things Political (Pt 2) @ksides81 @RickS9115 @BarnedOutBruce @Wills518 @squint1969 @horrorfan1231 @bjornbeans @JohnMichael1978 @JRyanHerrington @Real_WarEagle @2YouWish2 @grgwhtly @EvilTWill
Category: Name-Callers, Those Who Made It Personal, and Insulter Hurlers @Sir_Weagle @EDIRPUA @SkynyrdRoxx @Chick_Ful_ly96 @JohnnyMackill @AuburnMontana2 @jamesbortn @christina12unt @Justice85876974 @TDean1957 @shirtlessBP @JimmmyMorgan @jrogers0602 @EltigreEsq @AURBU1
Category: Name-Callers, Those Who Made It Personal, and Insulter Hurlers (Pt 2) @VikeShayyy @deanbenAU @RichRic73279003 @westinham @josh_mathews91
Category: Misogynists Who Dismissed Woman AU Fans and/or Told Them to “Learn To Cook”/“Suck It” @WarDamnMikeG @bkeifer @extremebiased @wareagleweekley @bud4AU @AlwaysFoul @Tiger949494 @7Crowder55
Category: The “True Fans” Who Told Critics They’re Not Real Fans @BobbyBentley1 @SmitGareth @hey_santino @Snark_Shark_ @MattHelton17 @reignman6900 Category: Told People They Don’t Know Ball @gray_voltz @wardamnbarners @Auburnfan1957
Category: OnlyFans Model Reply Guy Hoping To Get Her Attention or Get Sent Nudes @WarEagleUS @sthrnblue71
If you have facts that you have been placed on this list in error, send it to compliance@auburn.edu so I can stop slandering these young men or insulting their families. Feel free to add anyone who was nasty in your mentions over the past three years.
@NattyD13 you missed a heavy hitter This dude carried a picture of Hugh in his wallet
@AuburnMemes Ooooh I forgot about him. Thank you, my fellow ball knower 🫡
@NattyD13 The Europoor Mind cannot fathom this thread
@3YearLetterman My freedom to be petty on the internet is why America is the best and oldest country in the world 🫡
@NattyD13 people untagging themselves from these lists 🕊️
@Cockadoodle_Boo me to the untaggers
@NattyD13 this is fucking magnificent
@fightinbobbyl your bio is also magnificent holy crap I love it
@NattyD13 I respect what you’re trying to do, but the last thing we need is to tear down members of the Auburn family. Now is the time to come together more than ever. Please be kind in how you call out fellow fans and Auburn men and women. Thank you and war Eagle. God bless
@18JimmyMac I appreciate this message and believe the Auburn fanbase can find harmony, just look at any basketball season, but most of the people I mentioned exhibited very poor behavior as humans in how they talked to others and as an alum I consider none of them “my family.”
@NattyD13 None of the AA guys? Einstein, escobarner, Kyle? Can’t believe you didn’t have a gaslighter category.
@RicFlairBurner Einstein and Pablo are cool in my book. They showed support over recruiting but they both loudly hated the hire when it happened and never hesitated to criticize Freeze’s coaching, nor have I ever seen them harass anyone for criticizing Freeze. They were just supporting the team.
@NattyD13 I was going to say that you're missing ol Kyle AllAubarn, but then I realized nobody would ever miss him
@hughdelendaest Too obvious and also his timeline does feature an “I was wrong” thread and that is literally all I need to not feel the need to double down. I think he gets it now.
@NattyD13 This is great work sir. This is accountability. And I hope these ppl learn their lesson and stfu when addressing actual ball knowers going forward
@ThatGuyJoshD Most of the people I listed who have replied are just doubling down. They’re still name-calling, “You’re not a real Auburn man”, etc. I think the entirety of the process of pulling up receipts, two dudes (who I didn’t list) said “Yeah, I gotta do better” and that was that.
@NattyD13 Dude. Go outside
@rodnrealx Here’s me waste-deep in the river at Zion National Park two weeks ago. Is this outside enough
