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When the XPENG IRON gracefully approaches you, @Tesla_Optimus how will you greet her?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus What are the functions of those two things on her chest?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus @grok is this a woman in a suit?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus she really needs the boobs?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus I thought this was a person in a costume at first… Impressive ngl

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus This could be a person in a suit..

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus That’s a human pretending to be a robot

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus China can’t even come up with their own launch gag

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Why does it look like it has a small dick? Trans robot?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus That's clearly a woman in a suit

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus The thing about all these Chinese robotics is that the gaits, the backflips, the karate and all that bs, those things are extremely easy to simulate for RL. Its a known paradox, that you can get it humanoid robot to do all these acrobatics, but the real test is how does it

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Optimus will connect his USB-C male connector.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Please make the boobs bigger and hold chilled beer on tap 😁

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Does she have heated hands?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Lol reach up and grab her human in a costume tit and watch the reaction. If she plays it cool squeeze harder.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus This is how walk after getting out of bed and before my stretching.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus How did the actress breath under the mask and managed not laughing 🤣

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Is it transgender

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus I hope Tesla bot can introduce itself IN SPANISH in the upcoming demo (Tesla shareholders meeting)

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Can i order ,, Bigger Boobs'' version?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus When XPENG IRON meets Tesla Optimus, it’s less a handshake and more a firmware face-off. Will they flirt with Bluetooth vibes or start comparing battery lives? Either way, humanity just became third wheel in a robot rom-com.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus @grok is this real? 100% explain work system.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Wow the humanity in the walk is endearing and the female form is a good call both are significant in making it less foreign and threatening, great achievement on the gait

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Hmm 🤔 is this a real robot or someone dressed in their Halloween costume? I am having a tough time believing this one.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus I think this is just a demonstration of a real person wearing a suit, not a real robot.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Black Neo be like

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@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus why would you put tits on a robot?

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Literally 5 years away from sexbots I swear

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus All robots should look like beautiful, breedable women: Because life is simply more fun that way.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus I hope this robot can go out and work to earn money for me.

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus Will you be able to keep your composure? @Tesla_Optimus

@CyberRobooo @Tesla_Optimus They gave it…. Boobs?

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