A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised “ to blow my brains out on live tv” if Mamdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Mamdani’s reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdani’s anti semitic and
@AlanDersh I'll pay that for you if you can name a single antisemitic thing he's ever said.
@AlanDersh If your brains were intact, Sir, you’d know the difference between “anti semitic” and “anti Israel”.
@AlanDersh "If Zohran Mamdani is elected mayor of New York City, I will be very upset. The Republican Party has decided to blow their opportunity to appoint a real leader, and in my opinion, even the most damaged brains to see that by nominating Curtis Sliwa, the GOP is throwing this
@AlanDersh For certain values of "intact"
@AlanDersh BREAKING: The Dersh's brains are still in his skull and his underwear is still covering his tuchus.
@AlanDersh the people have spoken.
@AlanDersh Might want to have a word with your fellow Chosen People, Alan.
@AlanDersh logically, if you lack brains, it would be difficult to blow them out. you KNOW that he isn't an antisemite and that it is incorrect to conflate zionism with judaism.
@AlanDersh "Just do the first part, Alan." -The Ghost of Virginia Giuffre
@AlanDersh It would be great entertainment for us though
@AlanDersh Have you paid @normfinkelstein the 10,000 dollars you owe him for the bet you lost?
@AlanDersh Keep your underwear on as well. Very important.
@AlanDersh I think people were just wanting to see if you actually had a brain
@AlanDersh I knew it was too good to be true.
@AlanDersh You better not be going anywhere, Professor!
@AlanDersh You got our hopes up for nothing!!
@AlanDersh Why start now?
@AlanDersh That's actually chai*10 but give whatever you want dersh
@AlanDersh I speak for all patriotic Americans when I say we never doubted for a second that you were not going to blow your brains out, Mr. Dershowitz.
@AlanDersh “Brains intact” lol
@AlanDersh Darn, thanks for clarifying. So many had their hopes up.
@AlanDersh @Saritaregresa 👏🙌🫡💙🇮🇱✡️❤️🇺🇸✝️🙏
@AlanDersh Dam
@AlanDersh LMAOOO
@AlanDersh we’re waiting
@AlanDersh "But I will do it with my brains intact."..... 👀
@AlanDersh Dammit.
@AlanDersh lol 😆
@AlanDersh People just hate you Zionist freaks
@AlanDersh Yes it was hard to believe that headline, as we all know you have no brain to be blown out. That thing you have instead is just some rotten poisonous sputum.
@AlanDersh Alan, why respond to this nonsense
@AlanDersh What a shame.
@AlanDersh Bummer..give hope then take it away...why don't ya
@AlanDersh $180 huh lol Not doin so well these days, big guy?



