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JPMorgan $JPM says bitcoin will hit $170,000 in 6-12 months.

@unusual_whales Either zero or a million in 5 years.

@unusual_whales When banks start pumping Bitcoin, you know the exit liquidity phase isn’t far.

@unusual_whales 6 - 12 months starting when? 🤣

@unusual_whales Wake me when they publish a target for the next 80% drawdown

@unusual_whales Would you buy it at $150k? WOULD YOU?

@unusual_whales Every cycle, the banks arrive right before distribution.

@unusual_whales $102K consolidation—"exit liquidity" skeptics vs. but ETF inflows ($227B Q3, Chainalysis) + halving tailwinds back 60%+ upside. Dip-buy or wait for $50K test?

@unusual_whales what changed their view on btc vs gold after deleveraging

@unusual_whales JP Morgan trying to embrace crypto aftee a decade of trying to destroy it:

@unusual_whales If the cycle follows prior post-halving patterns + ETF inflows stay strong, the path is there.

@unusual_whales Wall Street spent a decade calling Bitcoin a scam, now they’re out here giving it price targets. 😂 $170K from JPMorgan? Yeah, the same banks that said “crypto’s dead” are now loading up before you do.

@unusual_whales And Jim Cramer said bitcoin will never touch 10k again

@unusual_whales What guarantee premium do I have to pay them for being able to offer them BTC at 170k in 6-12 months?

@unusual_whales Every bank is watching. Every fund is positioning. Every delay is a discount. Bitcoin dropped. The leverage cleared. The signal sharpened. JPMorgan says $170,000 is in range. Not speculation. Recalibration. When gold adjusts for risk, Bitcoin becomes the undervalued asset.

@unusual_whales JPMorgan giving numbers while I’m still trying to figure out what an NFT is.

@unusual_whales JPMorgan basically peeking into their crystal ball and saying: “Bitcoin, see you at $170K… if you behave Crypto traders: refreshing charts like it’s a game of whack-a-mole.

@unusual_whales JPMorgan needs to level up the game here. - don't throw just words - buy $100B worth of $BTC - open millions of btc long - bet on polymarket that bitcoin will hit $170k in 6 months Only then bitcoin will even $200,000

@unusual_whales JPMorgan just officially upgraded Bitcoin from “rollercoaster” to “rocketship”Traders be like: holding on tight, checking their wallets every 5 minutes.

@unusual_whales JPM's $170K Bitcoin moonshot? The vampire squid's desperate Hail Mary: after Dimon's decade of "fraud" smears and fiat fortress sieges, they're now anointing Satoshi's ghost as the new gold standard to claw back trillions from retail hodlers before Trump's dereg tsunami drowns

@unusual_whales JPMorgan: Bitcoin $170k Me: Wait, I still can’t figure out UPI payments 😅📲

@unusual_whales Wall Street: “We hate crypto.” Also Wall Street: “Anyway, here’s our six-figure price target.”

@unusual_whales If not, will they pay the difference?

@unusual_whales The ultimate in pumping eh?

@unusual_whales What's tricky is that so-called "Bitcoin Treasury" companies look like this - see chart below. While we continue to see conditions being "risk-on" despite the ongoing dip, it's difficult to ignore how $MSTR and other companies are trading. https://x.com/TiltFolio/status...

@unusual_whales the more bullish these people are on crypto, the less i am

@unusual_whales Probably will after it dips to 78k first.

@unusual_whales It’s going to be a cold Crypto winter

@unusual_whales Banks are moving in and the only question is: When?

@unusual_whales Can’t wait till it doesn’t & everyone is pissed & leaves & then we ride straight to it.

@unusual_whales Bitcoin to $170k? That's cute. Watch it dip to $70k first as whales exit. Banks hyping crypto is the ultimate sell signal. Mark my words.

@unusual_whales I’ll believe it when I see it

@unusual_whales Bro might be delusional or he might just be correct shaping the people's minds the way he want it to be

@unusual_whales Interesting because I just read it is going to $50k If only someone could ACTUALLY predict the future

@unusual_whales Oh NOW it’s going to $170k? Thanks, Jamie. Guess we’re safe now

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