I would absolutely kill Jon Stewart(?) in a debate - it would be no contest - he's not fast enough or smart enough (only obnoxious enough!).
@caaataclysm Little Jon Stewart(?) Is a pussy, he would be hopeless in a debate with me!
.@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm Very, very presidential. #PotusPussyGrabber
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm still funny till today @ChaboiJoee
@Plankfan @realDonaldTrump considering you feel nothing but contempt for all other living things, your debates seem pointless and petty.
.@realDonaldTrump @USNavyMomPA @caaataclysm does that mean you're going to grab him & force yourself on him? PS he'd slaughter u in debate
@realDonaldTrump @USNavyMomPA says the guy who can't stand being called "Donald".
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm lol it's still up
@realDonaldTrump This is even more removed from Reality than your usual blithering. Jon Stewart would own you. @USNavyMomPA @caaataclysm
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm Such a pathetic man #Trump is. A bully in the playground, someone will kick your ass #FuckFaceVonClownStick
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm Trump - you are such a Loser. I’m sad for real Republicans.
@realDonaldTrump @ChrisCuomo @ananavarro @DebraMessing @th3j35t3r This man(?) wants to be POTUS? We owe it to future generations to stop him
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm uff this one didn't age well either dude.
@realDonaldTrump @th3j35t3r @caaataclysm yeah, I think we know how that would go!!! 😳
@realDonaldTrump Stewart would mop the floor with you tinyhands! #ThursdayThoughts #insane @caaataclysm
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm Personally I would love to watch this debate. He'd win HANDS DOWN! And it would be really really funny.
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm @faIconss_ imagine if obama tweeted something like this
I thought this had to be a parody acct. Jon Stewart would kick ur sorry ass and be funny doing it. @realDonaldTrump https://x.com/xdelmar59/status...
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm Somebody make this happen... @StephenAtHome ... like for real... please baby Jesus in the manger make it happen
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm You couldn't beat Clinton and you think you could be Stewart? Are you high?
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm what presidential candidate talks like this in public? You need to check yourself b4 you wreck yourself!
@realDonaldTrump @MatthewKBurke @caaataclysm Wake up people Trump will never change
@realDonaldTrump @KyleKulinski @caaataclysm You're delusional if you think you can stand up to Jon Stewart. Bring bandages.
@realDonaldTrump you're a worthless piece of shit.
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm you're a psychopath
@realDonaldTrump @m6rvin @caaataclysm you pussy as fuck I'll fry u in a debate TRY meee
@realDonaldTrump future president of the free world calling comedians pussies on twitter. Wicked.
@realDonaldTrump @KyleKulinski @caaataclysm Presidential
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm This is the leader of the FREE WORLD. SAD!
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm grab Jon Stewart lately, you orange sack of malodorous gas?
@realDonaldTrump @michaelmalice @caaataclysm We don't deserve him.
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm He didn't have as good a relationship with his dad as you did with your eugenicist father.
@realDonaldTrump @caaataclysm Your master use of the English language would certainly be entertaining! and a delight to witness!