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(1/53) Q: Why did the man* throw* butter* out of the window*? A: He wanted to see* butter fly*!

@pattonoswalt if you actually make it to 53 you are my favorite person ever

@pattonoswalt I don't think this is very funny. My sister worked at a butter factory and she was made to feel "less than".

Han går all-in på sin pointe “@pattonoswalt: (1/53) Q: Why did the man* throw* butter* out of the window*? A:He wanted to see* butter fly*!”

Missa inte @pattonoswalt:s 53-tweetiga satirserie om humor i en hyperkänslig tid. #svpol

@pattonoswalt governor of indy passes law restrcting jokes about butterflys bcause it might be gay and infringe on religious freedom

@pattonoswalt If you leave any of these 53 tweets out, I swear that will be the strongest "Unfollow" click!

@pattonoswalt i literally can't wait for all 53!

@pattonoswalt 1/53....oh no....oh dear god...

@pattonoswalt for all our sakes go back to what ever wierd world spawned you and stop wasting our time with your gibbering rubbish

Honestly @pattonoswalt , I'm fucking offended you use "Butter" in the joke. As if "oil based, butter-like substitute" isn't equal. #Bigot

@pattonoswalt tour de force (with the stupid little accent mark over something)

@pattonoswalt That said, your tweet fails to include the article "a". I am offended by your grammar.

@pattonoswalt I was on the 49th tweet in this series before suddenly thinking, "OH, A BUTTERFLY!" Kill me now.

@pattonoswalt awesome series of tweets

@pattonoswalt Oh shit! When I see (1/53) I just think *gulp* strap in! I'm so excited for this journey 😃

@pattonoswalt: (1/53) Q: Why did the man* throw* butter* out of the window*? A: He wanted to see* butter fly*!” Bravo for what follows.

@pattonoswalt I cant believe I woke up to this shit. He should go back to bed and think about it. I should take some time off @twitter

@pattonoswalt Brilliant social commentary, Constable. U think result of liberal PC policing? The hippies of the 60s R now #theMAN they hated

@pattonoswalt: Ambien again?

@pattonoswalt: (1/53) Q: Why did the man* throw* butter* out of the window*? A: He wanted to see* butter fly*!” #epic #TotallyOwnedIt!!!!!

@pattonoswalt I'm totally in... I'm un-following anyone that interrupts the string of 53, as that would be rude of them.

@pattonoswalt i appreciate your longwinded yet completely necessary clarification to this joke. You sir are a comic and a gentleman

@pattonoswalt As someone who read a news report on that Germanwings flight, I'm offended by your use of the word "fly".

Wickedly funny deconstruction of the current state of twitter by @pattonoswalt

@pattonoswalt @mojorojo haha lol😥😒

It's pc if you're pc. Read 'til 53 “@pattonoswalt: Q: Why did the man* throw* butter* out of the window*? A: He wanted to see* butter fly*!”

Image in tweet by Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt @Trevornoah tweets weren't really that general. They were pretty specific who and what they were referring too.

.@pattonoswalt Tells a joke & makes sure no one is offended in 53 tweets. #BLOCKED ;) https://x.com/pattonoswalt/sta...

@pattonoswalt: (1/53) Q: Why did the man* throw* butter* out of the window*? A: He wanted to see* butter fly*!” Please read this thread.

@pattonoswalt Why the fuck do I follow you on Twitter again? Seriously, I can't figure out why people think you're funny.

@pattonoswalt fuck you forever

@pattonoswalt: (1/53) Q: Why did the man* throw* butter* out of the window*? A: He wanted to see* butter fly*!” Funniest sequence ever.

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