A thread about bad Catholics
I'm always so good at remembering that you can't eat meat on Friday during Lent immediately after the fact that I just ate meat on Friday during Lent
Being more focused on squeezing the life out of someone's hand during the Our Father rather than on the prayer itself
@emilysonnett and the thread continues
Still saying it is right to give Him thanks and praise instead of it is right and just
Head down and mumble during the Apostles Creed to hide the fact that you don't know the words
Accidentally standing instead of kneeling cuz you don't go to church enough to have any idea what's going on
Strategically placing yourself in the pew that receives communion first so you can dip out before the last hymn and beat the rush
During the Gospel Mary leans in and whispers to me, "I'm so bored"
Thinking this whole time it's the Apostles Creed and finding out upon being notified by Mary that it is in fact the Nicene Creed
@roselavelle brilliant
@roselavelle we prefer to be called Episcopalians.
@roselavelle another one: when it’s time to shake others hands for May peace be with you, and you and your friends just whip peace signs at each other
@roselavelle I'm telling mrs neubauer
@roselavelle Truly one of your finest moments, Rose! 😂😂😂Thank you for the repost. Happy Lent!
@roselavelle Lol. You’re funny!