Rakesh Krishnan Simha

HOW BRITAIN COULD BECOME A PARKING LOT
1. The world's most powerful nuclear missile is the Russian SS-18 nicknamed 'Satan'. Russia has 46 of these monsters. The Satan has 10 independently targetable reentry vehicles, each with enough payload to wipe out an area the size of Texas (667,000 sq km) or three Britains. Entire Britain will melt and resemble a grey flat pancake. Not a blade of grass will be left on the island.

So Englanders, and their Scottish, Welsh and Irish slaves, who are excited to send troops to Ukraine need to sit down and get a reality check.

Read on about the Satan's fearsome power.

2. In the entire history of the human race, there has never been a weapon as destructive as the Russian SS-18 intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM). To understand the true power of this doomsday weapon, try comparing it to the nuclear warhead the United States used to obliterate Hiroshima.

3. The Hiroshima bomb had an explosive yield of ‘only’ 15 kilo tonnes (KT) or 15,000 tonnes of TNT equivalent, and yet it killed 70,000 people. In comparison, a single SS-18 carries up to 10 separate nuclear warheads of around 750 KT each. Some Satan missiles are armed with one humongous 20,000 KT warhead. The 20,000 KT warhead would be used against strategic targets such as the Minuteman missile clusters in North and South Dakota, or to dig up the US nuclear command centre buried 150 feet deep under the Rocky Mountains. But it could also be used as a country destroyer. Just one warhead and Britain will be history.

4. The SS-18 weighs a gargantuan 209,000 kg. The highly accurate Russian missile can not only penetrate and destroy American missile silos, which are hardened to 300 psi, but its own silos are hardened to a stupendous 6000 psi, making the missile all but impregnable. That's why NATO Codenamed it Satan. The Russian designation is the RS-36M.

5. Amazingly, for a missile of its weight and length (102 feet) it can sidewind (move in a series of S-shaped curves to evade antimissile defences) and its micro-electronics are hardened to function even under nuclear attack. The Satan is equipped with 40 penetration aids that when released in the upper atmosphere confuses enemy defences. The adversary won't know which of these 40 dummies + 10 real are the actual warheads.

6. The Satan’s ability to dig up strategic missile clusters became known as America’s “window of vulnerability”. The frightening power of this missile sent shivers down the collective spine of the American leadership, and quickly forced Washington to the negotiating table. The Strategic Arms Limitation Talks of the early 1970s resulted in a drastic slowdown of the then uncontrollable arms race. It was the SS-18 that humbled the Pentagon hawks and ensured cold peace during the Cold War. The inventors of the Satan should have got the Nobel. (definitely tongue in cheek.)

7. SON OF SATAN
The SS-18 will be retired as soon and replaced by its successor the RS-28 Sarmat (named after the Sarmatians, a nomadic confederation of tribes that lived on the Steppes). The new missile's NATO reporting name is SS-X-29 or SS-X-30, and is colloquially referred to as Satan II. Bigger than the SS-18, it is a hypersonic missile and will carry hypersonic glide vehicles to make it less detectable by US or space-based sensor systems and could be immune to American missile defense systems.

Britain, don't say you weren't warned. Hubris leads to perdition. You are outclassed in the big boys league. Conserve your dwindling resources to protect your underage  girls from your growing parasitic jehadi population. 

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