A Vatnik's Guide to the Galaxy In May 2023, having had enough of the decadent LGBTQ EU, a Slovak man, whom I shall name Flipper for a very particular reason, decided to deal a severe blow to the Western world by moving to the promised land, Russia. Sometimes, all it takes

The Vatnik Manifesto In 2014, a Texas man decided to leave his comfortable US life behind and crowdfund his way into Donbas on a "fact-finding mission". His "mission" will take a decade to complete but I'm happy to let you all know it appears to have just now been concluded,

The Vatniks in the Rye In January 2024, sick and tired of Canada's too many gender-neutral toilets, a conservative Canadian couple decided to keep things simple and move to a country with fewer indoor toilets altogether, Russia. Having burnt all their bridges, sold all their

All Quiet on the Vatnik Front In early 2024, a tourist from Slovakia figured joining the Russian army would be his best bet at a long and stable career and meaningful employment. After having signed a contract for a back-end job which promised not to send him to the front

The Vatnik with the Dragon Tattoo In 2017, a very committed Trump voter, one suspiciously passionate about eugenics and racial purity, took a leap of faith and decided to move to Russia, having correctly identified it as the most suitable place to further pursue his very

The Emperor's New Vatnik In the summer of 2023, a Danish man felt living in what is routinely ranked as the second happiest place on earth, is just not really his thing. Eager to "save himself of decadent Danish values" such as a living wage and excellent healthcare, he

The Sorrows of the Young Vatnik In 2022, just as the Russian invasion started, a Russian immigrant living illegally in Germany, seemingly forgetting just why she was a Russian immigrant living illegally in Germany, decided to show the world that if you do properly apply

A Tale of Two Vatniks Shortly after the war began in 2022, two regular everyday normal vatniks from Romania felt the whole war thing is a little bit suspicious. Having had enough of the lying Western media, they figured seeing is believing and decided to go on a fact

As they discovered.

I missed this one...

Thank you! English is my second language. Romanian 1st, French 3rd.

Thank you!

thank you!

Yet all true to the very last detail, I'm afraid.

😅

It was a mix of gloom and laughter.

Thank you! Got some stuff planned, as soon as I catch some time off.

Yeah, sort of the point I was making?

If you feel the need for more, do have a go at this trilogy I happen to consider to be my best work:

Yeah, its up there. Every part of that man's life is insane.