Daractenus

Theres a very long list of US products that cannot be sold in the EU thanks to EU regulations. Since the favorite pastime of the Trump regime and every US oligarch is now to demonize EU regulations, I thought it would be very much worth going through some of those products.🧵

US Instant Mashed Potatoes

Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, the EU decided to outright ban the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hairloss.

US Pork 

Because American pigs are often fed large amounts of ractopamine, a drug that does wonders in increasing muscle growth in pigs and cancer in humans, the EU has deemed the product unsafe and banned it, seemingly without much concern for the profits of US oligarchs.

US Artificial Blueberries

Banned in the EU but found in nearly every US product claiming to have actual blueberries in it, the fake blueberries get their blue from a totally safe and tasty petroleum derived dye, one highly recommended for those looking to grow a third arm.

US Rice

Thanks to US companies occasionally spraying a totally safe arsenic based pesticide on their rice paddies, somewhat inexplicably, the European Union decided to put US rice on its watchlist, requiring it to be tested for arsenic before being sold to Europeans.

US Chicken Meat

The American habbit of bathing chicken meat in chlorine, a very safe and cheap practice legal in the US, led the European Union to ban US chicken meat and treat it basically like a chemical weapon that has a high likelyhood of helping one develop superpowers.

US Frozen Dinners

Containing a totally safe chemical also widely used to bleach plastic, the wide variety of US frozen dinners have been deemed as unsafe for human and animal consumption in the EU, a widely unpopular move among Europeans looking for a quick way to get cancer.

US Chocolate Milk

Following several studies that have found the product to really help in never seeing what life beyond 50 looks like, or at least not remembering it for long given it seems to also cause Alzheimer's, the EU banned this otherwise delicious US product.

US Maraschino cherries

Pretty much America's favorite cocktail garnish, deemed safe by the US despite containing a red dye linked to everything from allergies to dementia, most of the EU banned the consumption of these cherries, forcing Europeans to eat actual cheeries.

US Apples

Known to otherwise keep the doctors away, thanks to the diphenylamine they are sprayed with, regular consumption of US apples is a great way to make sure you will end up seeing multiple confused doctors and has been banned from sale in the European Union.

The list is so long, it can only take a team effort to complete it, so do feel free to contribute, fellow Europeans!

Really a shame we can't enjoy the original naphthylazobenzenesulfonate beverage here.

On top of that, probably the ugliest thing to ever to move.

To be fair, whatever scrutiny the US government lacks in regulating food that may or may not turn you into a mutant ninja turtle, it more than makes up for by having its Secretary of Pestilence discredit lifesaving vaccines.

Yeah, I think the US version has some highly toxic colorant in it, one that is banned in the EU.

Was it not obvious enough from my post that I am from the EU?

There are, in fact, quite a number of Westerners who have escaped the "unelected EU bureaucracy" over the past four years to embrace true liberty in Russia, and I took it upon myself to document their stories.

Welcome to "Vatnik FAFO Stories", the definitive edition!🧵

A Vatnik's Guide to the Galaxy  

In May 2023, having had enough of the decadent LGBTQ EU, a Slovak man, whom I shall name Flipper for a very particular reason, decided to deal a severe blow to the Western world by moving to the promised land, Russia.  

Sometimes, all it takes

The Vatnik Manifesto  

In 2014, a Texas man decided to leave his comfortable US life behind and crowdfund his way into Donbas on a "fact-finding mission". His "mission" will take a decade to complete but I'm happy to let you all know it appears to have just now been concluded,

The Vatniks in the Rye  

In January 2024, sick and tired of Canada's too many gender-neutral toilets, a conservative Canadian couple decided to keep things simple and move to a country with fewer indoor toilets altogether, Russia. 

Having burnt all their bridges, sold all their

All Quiet on the Vatnik Front  

In early 2024, a tourist from Slovakia figured joining the Russian army would be his best bet at a long and stable career and meaningful employment. 

After having signed a contract for a back-end job which promised not to send him to the front

The Vatnik with the Dragon Tattoo 

In 2017, a very committed Trump voter, one suspiciously passionate about eugenics and racial purity, took a leap of faith and decided to move to Russia, having correctly identified it as the most suitable place to further pursue his very

The Emperor's New Vatnik  

In the summer of 2023, a Danish man felt living in what is routinely ranked as the second happiest place on earth, is just not really his thing.   

Eager to "save himself of decadent Danish values" such as a living wage and excellent healthcare, he

The Sorrows of the Young Vatnik  

In 2022, just as the Russian invasion started, a Russian immigrant living illegally in Germany, seemingly forgetting just why she was a Russian immigrant living illegally in Germany, decided to show the world that if you do properly apply

A Tale of Two Vatniks  

Shortly after the war began in 2022, two regular everyday normal vatniks from Romania felt the whole war thing is a little bit suspicious.   

Having had enough of the lying Western media, they figured seeing is believing and decided to go on a fact

Thank you! English is my second language. Romanian 1st, French 3rd.

Yet all true to the very last detail, I'm afraid.

Thank you! Got some stuff planned, as soon as I catch some time off.

If you feel the need for more, do have a go at this trilogy I happen to consider to be my best work:

Yeah, its up there. Every part of that man's life is insane.